Tiebreaker

For the 16th consecutive year the Ruckus remains a winner-take-all event, which means there will NOT be a tie. No if’s. No and’s. No but’s. One winner. That is all.

How do we assure this happens, you ask? We require that all participants complete JD’s Annual Tiebreaker Extravaganza. If you do NOT complete JD’s Annual Tiebreaker Extravaganza, you forfeit any and all winnings should you actually end up with the same amount of points as someone else. What does that mean? It means if you tie someone else who DID answer JD’s Annual Tiebreaker questions and you DIDN’T answer JD’s Annual Tiebreaker questions, they will obtain the winners pot whereas you will be left emptyfuckinghanded because of your own stupidity. Sorry, but that’s just the way it goes.

Unless you've spent the last year in the Alaskan Wilderness, living in a yert with your only outside communication coming from an Eskimo boy who sold you salmon jerky and painkillers, you must review the following questions and submit your answers to jdxruckus@yahoo.com no later than FRIDAY, MARCH 26th, 2010. Good luck.

Q: The Village Bar, home of my favorite cheeseburger in St. Louis, was founded in what year and by whom?

Q: Why didn't you wave hello to me today when I waved hello to you today?

Q: This isn’t the real Caesar’s Palace, is it?

Q: If I go everywhere you want me to go, how will I know you'll still follow?

Q: Name everything Lucy stole in the Beastie Boys song "She's Crafty".

Q: In the movie “Snatch”, after Avi & Bullet Tooth Tony got in their car accident…what was the name of the bar where Vinny, Sol and Tyrone tried to hold them up?

Q: Funnier movie: The Hangover, Superbad, American Pie, Wedding Crashers, Road Trip, Role Models, or Rochelle Rochelle.

Q: Now for Christ's sake, does either one of you have anything even REMOTELY interesting to tell me?

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